Loaded .44 on the low, where my cheese at? or simply put.. Observations..

Did the title make sense?  no?  s'okay..  it was just there to perk curiosity... and give me street cred...  because I am gangsta..  and stuff..  More than anything, this is just a smattering of things I have actually taken at least a few seconds to think about..  Once you start reading it..  you may ask your self, "Why?"  I have no answer for that...  I know I could focus on more productive things, but I cannot truly help what crosses my mind.   Like now...  I am thinking to myself.  'Brooks...  this is a truly narcissistic endeavor.."  I have to agree with myself on that one...  Do people really care what I observe?  Again.. I have no true answer for that..  but deep down I have to assume that I truly think highly of myself to the point of that if I were a person on the outside looking at me.. I may truly think to myself, "What a self important asshole!"  I would probably be right about myself...  but I digress...
This is not an uncommon observation..  I mean.. it can't be..  but you all have noticed that whenever a new type reality show comes out..  someone else comes out with a doppelganger of it.. with some minor twists..  and it is branded as original..  case in point..  "Little People, Big Ass World" v. "Little Couple"..  first you started out with "Little peeps. big world.."  You got a family of Little People.. (that is the preferred term.. so I will play their silly little game.. no pun intended) Ok..  so just the parents and one of four kids are little.. the rest of the kids are regulation height.. they own a pumpkin farm.. run a few businesses..  do some public speaking... blah... kind of boring..  (though I would pay serious money to see the video of the dad doing a sobriety test when he got his DWI..  Yeah yeah.. scoff all you want..  but you know..  deep down in that dark pit in your gut,.. you would be laughing your ass off at the little guy face planting from too many body shots off of a strippers stomach..  ok.. I added the last part..  but now it is in your head..)  ok.. off track a bit here..  Now..  a television guy sees this show and goes "Hey!!  I want some of that Little Person action!" and makes a new show.  Ok.. so your show has a family of mixed height..  My new show has a couple and they are both Little!!  100% Little Family!  You have a business man husband in yours..  I will trump that with my business man dude and raise your ass with a doctor wife!!!  A preemie baby doctor at that!!  BOOYAAH!  ok.. so it is an odd and inane observation.. but I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this and these shows... and that is..  even the little people wives are nagging harpies!!!  Yes..   They blow their dudes up and lead them by the noses, albeit with cutesy munchkin voices..  though somehow that makes them more sinister.
When I was visiting my father at the hospital all this week (thank you to all for your prayers and well wishes)..  there was only one elevator working ..  I know this slowed things up, but I didn't mind.. wasn't like I was in a hurry..  but strangely, some people were..  we would have 4 or 5 people waiting for the elevator..  and when it finally opened..  there was always one or two jackholes who would basically push and rush into the elevator..  Um..  that sort of thing puts Brooks into "Mosey mode"  They haven't caught on to the fact that if you get in the elevator first..  it doesn't mean you are going to win the Elevator Race..  in fact.. first on usually means you are pushed to the back..  you arent going to get to the next floor minutes before the rest of the people in the elevator..we get there at the same time... but if you must make it a competition..  then fine..  I crown you elevator king or queen...  I will push all the buttons to all the floors to make you a pretty light show as an award for your achievement.
And what is it about a Chicago accent that can take a hot chick and make her far less appealing? That is one of the most heinous regional dialects there are..Shhhh.. just don't talk, baby!
Ehh.. I am bored and I have to get ready for work...  Bye