This is merely bile.. Nothing creative... just ranty stuff...

It has been since February since I have written anything..  I feel sad about that...  not sad like I feel about working 3 straight 13 hr days..  but sad, nonetheless..

I have discovered something about myself..  I am a troll.  There.. I have said it.  Not in a physical sense..  not in a "I gotta bridge and you need to pay my ass" way..  but when people annoy me online.. I go out of my way to be annoying, contrary for no real reason... and downright childish.  But.. in my mind I can write it off as a righteous indignation.  So, I guess what I am saying in I am an online dick who will %^&* with you if I find you ridiculous.  Does that make me just as bad?  Probably..  but I will now go through a living list of things that annoy me..  Many of these things I have bitched about before..  but it is harder to remember what I have said than just puking it out again...

1.) Children...  Hate them. I do love mine to the mandated levels..  but your kids suck..  A Lot.

2.)  People who think their kids couldn't possibly be the reason that they get in trouble.  News flash..  Your kid is probably an asshole.  I feel for the teachers that have to put up with your demon spawn child and then hear from you idiots about how everything else must be flawed instead of looking at that drooling snot beast that you decided to create.  Smack your kid once in a while..  builds character and stuff..

3.) Pets.  They die on you.  They die in front of your kid.  They last maybe a decade or so..  so you are gonna go through a bunch of these non-tax write offs...  More moochie than children..  but slightly less annoying.

4.) People who cannot see the flaws in their political parties...  They all have them.  They both screwed up the country.  We let them.  Dammit..  I guess we suck..  I am annoyed with myself now.  Bush did not screw up America..  Obama didn't either..  Checks and balances keep one man from doing that.  We let this happen.. and the circling of the drain has been going on for a while.  Do I have an answer?  Not really..  But I follow no one blindly.  None have seemed to really have our rights and personal welfare in mind.  Makes me sad.

5.) Boys my daughters' ages..  obvious reasons..  they are all little whiny emo dirtbags who want to do horrid things to my girls.  Most are the girliest little whiny bitches who think it is ok to cry openly and not know how how to do things that are traditionally "Things guys do"  Don't know how to check, much less change, your oil?  Kill yourself.  Same with the changing a tire.  Don't know how to operate a mower or trimmer..  again..  drink bleach.  Never used a power tool?  Kill your father and then..   dive headfirst into an empty pool.  Look this up, guys...  you will NEED to be able to do all this stuff..  The crying thing...  gotta stop..  SOMEONE besides my daughters have to be the strong ones..  If you are a snotty, whiny mess with your mascara running..  fix a rat poison cupcake, Nancy, and gobble it up.  You are to KEEP THOSE EMOTIONS DOWN and be stoic in adversity..  The ONLY time it is ok to shed one .. maybe two tears is when a.) take a severe shot to the nuts. b.) the scene in "Old Yeller" when he has to cap his dog. c.) Death of your momma.  (with some obvious but very few exceptions)  Sac up, boys...  You need a role model.. I recommend Don Draper.

6.) People that think that just because they have an opinion... it is valid..  It isn't.  Unless you can bring something to the table that truly benefits the situation.. Shut the %&^ up.  Even MY opinion isn't always valid..  I usually try to keep quiet if I am not absolutely sure I am right.  Kids and people are being taught a certain entitlement that whatever their opinion is ... it is valid..  Nuh uh.  Bring something to the table..  either a VALID well thought out opinion with facts backing it up.. or a sandwich..  Only two options.

7.) More to come.