And now, kiddies.. it is time for the "Brooks Rant Of The Day"!!! Ok.. I tend to rant and rave.. mostly for your (and my) entertainment.. The whole.. its all fun and games especially when someone gets "butt-hurt".. Here is the deal.. I complain.. you complain.. WE ALL complain.. on here about the things that bug us.. For me.. it is mostly tongue-in-cheek.. for others.. hey.. you have a bad day.. it happens.. BUT for SOME.. it is a frikkin way of life.. Especially when it comes to politics (which I agree is a hotbed o' debate and anger) they will spew clever (not really) quotes they read somewhere in an effort to sound clever themselves (doesn't work).. Ok.. I get it.. sometimes I will post a funny.. but when it is ALL you HAVE!!!.. One of the tricks to bring people to your way of thinking is to use a little finesse.. some charm.. some subtlety. Sounding like a raging, repetitive Boomhauer does not help your case at all.. "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!! THEY RAISED OUR GAS PRICES!! THEIR KIDS GET MEDICAL ON OUR DIME!!" Bitch, please... Looking around, I would say I pay more in taxes than some of these whiners make in a year... which is sad.. because I definitely shouldn't make as much as I do for what I do.. (and I still bitch about it)..
If you are unhappy with the way things are run.. do something to change it. Run for office.. Sign a petition.. Protest.. Hell... VOTE if the felony on your record doesn't hinder you from it. Please know what the frak you are complaining about though.. Don't believe everything you read or see on the Internet.. photoshop is a wonderful tool to fool the dimmest of people. Take the time to at least SNOPES the damn picture before you make yourself look like an ass.. If you ask most of the people pointing the finger at someone for the way things are fucked up what exactly that person did to make them unhappy and how they fucked things up.. most will either A.) Give you a slack-jawed drooling stare with a deer in headlights look.. or B.) Tell you what they fucked up.. and be way off.. (I have heard people blaming Bush and Obama for something that happened in the Carter administration) I definitely have conservative leanings.. but there are a couple things I have a more liberal approach to.. I will tell you that I trust neither party to get us out of this mess.. They are both to blame and we all are to blame for allowing it to happen.
Ok.. enough of politics.. it is making me feel as "special" as the people who post that crap.. Let's go to something else.. People posting about being proud to be an asshole and/or bitch. Ok.. congrats.. you are a terrible person. Is that what you wanted to hear? Or are you trying to make rhyme or reason as to why no one really wants to be around you and make up for your personality and/ or hygiene issues. Most of the people I see that claim this or post about how they are an AssBitch (shortened from here on out for time) are eager-to-please, dorky little people that society has moved forward from.. If you post stuff like "If I have offended you, get over it or get out of America.." or the like.. or "I am a heinous bitch and I am proud to be a shrill unlikeable shrew..." or whatever.. you are trying WAAAAY too hard. Are you trying to convince us that you are an undesirable person? Guess what... WE KNEW!!!!! You had us at "hello".. so to speak.. If you are bitter and sad and whine about how women are idiots because they wont go out with you or you are bitching how men are shitty and don't treat you the way you want.. here is the deal.. let us find the common denominator in all your bad relationships or why you can't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.. and the common factor is what... it is YOU!!!!! You are a terrible person!!! People can SMELL that on you!! Now, go eat a sammich and think about it for a while, AssBitch.
I am up for legislation that keeps terrible people from having computers.. or at least Facebook... I am sure some people think that if that were the case.. I wouldnt have either.. LOL I am sure people (some) think that I may be a terrible person.. I don't think I am.. I have my friends.. I have a family that thinks I am neato.. I have my lil minions.. my mom thinks I am super... etc..
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