Hello, Kiddies!
Back again with more observations, rants, misguided efforts, self-destructive behavior and other snippets o' fun!
What is it about people's need for drama? Don't get me wrong... I like a good play or show (no homo).. but I am not talking about that sort of drama.. unless it is a dramatic interpretation of a dramatic bunch of people.. in which case.. it is probably a comedy.. hopefully a dark one.. but I digress.. Can not people be happy with rational thought and calm waters? Again.. once in a while it is hilarious fun sitting in a chaise lounge with a cold drink and popcorn watching stuff implode around you.. but after a while it seems like a tired series of sequels that makes you think to yourself "Why did they make another one?" Fortunately, they tend to travel in packs, so the likelyhood of a group of them getting hit by a runaway bus is more likely. (and people whine about public transportation..)
I am going to have to admit to something that isn't easy for me to say.. I have a flaw... Yes.. I know.. my schtick leans toward the omnipotent and above typical shortcomings of your average human.. but real Brooks is speaking here.. I ... am.. intolerant.. There.. I said it. I don't know if it is from years of working in service and sales and such.. but the sharp blade of my "Give a damn" has become about as sharp as a wheel of brie. I have to put forth a huge effort to act interested in people's inane stories.. I have sprained my eyes due to the constant rolling... and I sound like Darth Vader with all the sighing.. and I have scar tissue from trying to jab plastic forks into my head.. but the funny (not really) part of it all is that the person doesn't seem to catch on.. Hmmm,... Wonder if some of you reading this are having the same feelings towards what I am saying... "Oh Holy jumping jack Jesus on a cracker.. What is Brooks bitching about now?" as you roll your eyes and sigh.. Guess it is possible.. but then you are the idiot who keeps punishing yourself by coming back on here. Anyway.. got off track . (I know.. shocker) I have even told people.. "The subject matter of which you speak does not interest me." and they just kind of stare blankly for a second.. drool.. and then continue with their story. And then I have to hear the rest of their suicide inducing story in between smacking my head against the counter "blah blah" (BAM) "something lame" (BAM) "blahdah blah" (BAM)... I can never seem to reach my sweet coma... Some people catch on.. and for that I thank you. The rest of you should stand next to the dramatic people who are standing at the bus stop..
I am having a blast on Friday nights going to the Denton High School football games.. They are absolutely horrible. God bless them.. they try.. but they SUUUUUCK.. Light cannot escape how bad they are.. The band and the drill team are outstanding. (that is what we are there for anyway.. GO CHLOE!) and sometimes we will leave after the 3rd quarter.. I do enjoy the atmosphere and everything. Great way to spend a Friday night, fo sho.
I have a guilty pleasure.. Bad movies.. I LOVE bad movies.. the campier the better.. the lower the budget.. the more awesome. I feel that Bruce Campbell is the greatest actor of our times. I never wanted to be a Hollywood A-lister.. but I have wanted to be in direct to video movies. Just seems like a bunch more fun to me. Trying to figure out how to get into voice acting isn't easy either. Feel like it is a calling.. just got to figure out what to do to get in. Whoa.. back on track.. Bad movies.. Nothing like getting a good laugh at the crappiness of a movie.. If you get a chance and you have Netflicks.. I highly recommend "Rubber". Watch it.. do not stop it till you are done.. will change your life!! Such and awesome stinker!!
I think that will be it for the day. have a good one, my little minions.
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