(sigh)... I can't believe I have to actually do this for you people.. but I suppose I will spell it out for you... I LIVE off of feedback, comments, insults, pat on the back, butt, head.. whatever.. I am high maintenance and require attention. I am like the most annoying f-ing houseplant/ pet you could ever own. I am going to teach you how to keep YOUR Brooks happy and thriving.. and even potentially shut him up once in a while.
I am amusing.. funny at times.. I may say something that makes you go "Oh no he di-ent".. It is what I do.. Not for a living sadly.. but if I did.. that would probably suck the joy out of being me.. I digress.. It isn't even necessarily intentional when I am "being funny" I just see things in a logical but skewed way compared to many others.. and if it is different, yet something you can relate to.. it is considered humor. ANYWAY.. This obviously gives some of you some levity in your droning lives, and for that.. I am happy. On occasion I will say something that I am sure will get a reaction and BAM.... the deafening sound of crickets.. ok.. so it can't all be gold. I then talk to people occasionally on the social networks and they say "I love reading your comments! You are funny, amusing, an asshole, crazy.. blah blah blah.. " Terrific.. Where the hell were you when I was dying (stage talk) out there!!! " Yes.. I realize it is terribly needy of me.. but I have embraced this fact about me. I LOVE it to be about ME.. By simply liking or saying something inane like" ROFLCOPTOR" or "Shut UP, Brooks!!!" You are making me have a better feeling of self and I will be less likely to try so hard to get a reaction in the near future!! More people should recognize their shortcomings like I do!! Now I simply ask that you cater to it. I provide a service.. you pay me in your unquestioned love and loyalty.. I think it is a fair trade. I really should have been on stage on on the radio.. but this is my outlet for the time being..
What the hell is a ROFLCOPTOR?
ReplyDeleteShut up, Brooks.
:)